beinglarawr:

artandcookies:

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

martinekenblog:

Ice Cream Roses

ALL REGULAR ICE CREAM IS NOW DULL TO ME

If you ever want to bring me flowers, these are the kind I like.

"What’s your favourite flower?"
"Ice cream."

(via dredre-the-secret-rapper)

Timestamp: 1406865941

beinglarawr:

artandcookies:

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

martinekenblog:

Ice Cream Roses

ALL REGULAR ICE CREAM IS NOW DULL TO ME

If you ever want to bring me flowers, these are the kind I like.

"What’s your favourite flower?"
"Ice cream."

(via dredre-the-secret-rapper)

kawaibae:

I am a firm believer that rough sex and cuddling go hand in hand.

(Source: eagerclit, via justsomeguy222)

If My Dog Could Talk

  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......

Im coming home

Timestamp: 1406718995

Im coming home

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

(via hisandherquotes)

Timestamp: 1406666576

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

(via hisandherquotes)

(Source: 500px.com, via meth-mosh)

When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him. And then, having made my rhetorical point, I will put my robot eyes on, because I mean, with robot eyes you can probably see through girls’ shirts and stuff. 

(Source: nemoniknemonik, via meth-mosh)

Timestamp: 1406635533

When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him. And then, having made my rhetorical point, I will put my robot eyes on, because I mean, with robot eyes you can probably see through girls’ shirts and stuff. 

(Source: nemoniknemonik, via meth-mosh)

raininq:

death-by-lulz:

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

i follow back :)

(Source: awwww-cute, via comforting)

Timestamp: 1406635443

raininq:

death-by-lulz:

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

i follow back :)

(Source: awwww-cute, via comforting)

alyssaaraee:

EVERYONE STOP AND REALIZE!! THIS IS A BABY FOX!!!

(via learning-to-fly-free)

Timestamp: 1406635416

alyssaaraee:

EVERYONE STOP AND REALIZE!! THIS IS A BABY FOX!!!

(via learning-to-fly-free)

(Source: its-coffee-time, via desparate)

(via assume)

josharlington:

Black and white wildlife portraits by josharlington.tumblr.com

Serval 

Orangutan

Gibbon

Amur Leopard

Koi

Lion

Baboons

otter

Amur Tiger

Llama

(via nothingtown)

Timestamp: 1406635365

josharlington:

Black and white wildlife portraits by josharlington.tumblr.com

Serval 

Orangutan

Gibbon

Amur Leopard

Koi

Lion

Baboons

otter

Amur Tiger

Llama

(via nothingtown)